Daughter Dating Application

daughter dating application
does anyone know a site i can get a joke application about “Application for dating My Daughter”?

Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
10. “Sorry I’m a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore.”
9. “Show me how you used to spank her.”
8. “Please come inside? Wow, you sound just like your daughter.”
7. “Do you think she would put out if I told her that I loved her?”
6. “I just got my license today.”
5. “I believe being sexually active since I was 12 has helped me mature.”
4. “Five bucks says she’s a D-cup.”
3. “Hey do you have an empty pop can and some matches?”
2. “Hi. I’m Robert, but my friends call me ‘Back Door Bob.’”
1. “So, does your wife just lay there during sex too?

Single Parent Dating – Mother Daughter Dance

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  1. syd sadiq ali wrote:

    hello this is sadiq from hyderabad i am hot guy i am seeking women or girl with sex him secret ok u belive if any one there call to me my number is 9052883182 or my eamil

    Posted 05 Jul 2011 at 4:40 am



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